Missed golden oppertunity

I was at the bar with some of my buddies having a good time. It was getting near closing time and the bartender yelled last call. So everyone was getting shots. Shots shots shots! One of my friends was talkin a few feet away and I was just leaning against the bar when this hot cougar comes up to me and puts her arm around me. She didn’t say anything and I didn;t know what to do so we just stood there. She gave me her beer and winked at me then walked away.

My friend ran up to me and was like what is wrong with you dude? She really wanted you! He said “You had a golden platter of vagina served up to you and you looked at it and said NO you AREN’T hungry!”

I guess I need to pick up my game………

-G$

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